Ok, the latest Street Fighter Movie about Chun Lee (sp?) is soo horrible, I wouldn't even recommend youtube-ing even any of the fight scenes.
Oh boy.. Where to start.. Why not start with the main good character... Chun Lee. I apologize if I haev spelled it wrong but this is how I'm going to spell it for this entire post.. She looks nothing like her, sounds nothing like her, doesn't even have her fast-kicking ability/skill that is her trademark.
Now onto the main evil character, Bison. The big, broad-shouldered guy who could tower over his opponents. Well apparently he bleached his hair, changed his trademark look, he grew shorter, less buff, lost his ability to fight and any special powers. He went from looking like a bad-ass bodyguard that nobody wanted to mess with, into this white-trash mob-boss wannabe.
Ok, powers.. Now Street Fighter was never TOO big on powers like Mortal Kombat was, however people had their own abilities... Some guy from India could stretch his limps, there was a beast that could produce electricity, ect. In the movie there was healing (for a total of 3-5 seconds), and the only other power shown was this weird ball of light.. Which was just wind.. Was that ripped off of Dragon Ball Z and their Ka-may-ha-may-ha-may-ha blast thing? Or was it ripped off of the Avatar the last Airbender?
There were 4-5 battles, very short. The longest one was actually a swarm of soldiers with guns.. It looked more like cops taking out bad guys with the swat team. >.>
Final Battle? Basically Chun Lee kicked the crap out of him.. And the final move? The magic air ball that took about 15 seconds to form (why didn't he move out of the way while she was getting it ready?) she threw it at him just to push him off the building.. >.>
Seriously.. This is completely retarded.. The old Street Fighter movie with Guiles (sp?) VS Bison actually looked exactly like the video games.. I prefer the old movie over this piece of crap. -.-
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