Those who have common sense, just go google "pr0n" because this doesn't pertain to you. =P
Ok, many people see idiots on a daily basis. Someone that doesn't do something QUITE like how you would do it, or doesn't quite follow directions or instructions. HOWEVER. When you have a job like mine, and talk to 100+ new idiots every day, you begin to learn how MANY idiots there are in the world. This is for you, "average people", who have lost their common sense. Though you will just insult me, deny it, and walk away acting superior. But that just further proves my point of your ignorance!
1.) Drivers... "Speed Limit" is how fast you can go, though the police do give about a 5mph forgiveness. If you drive faster, your breaking that limit. Honestly, I could care less. If you feel your secure enough to drive faster, and you know the risks and willing to accept consequences, then have it. HOWEVER. If you can't handle it, don't go that fast in the first place. I HATE immature drivers. They'll speed up faster than what they can actually handle just to stop a more experienced driver from passing them, do to some lame ego. As well as, the first drop of rain, don't immediately slow down from 70mph to 30mph. ANYBODY who slows down from lame winter conditions just shows how much of a weakling, coward, inexperienced driver they really are. You could leave me in the dust otherwise, you can cut me off, you can pass me a million times.. But if you drop sooo much speed just for something stupid because your a scared-y cat and have NO faith in your vehicle or your driving capabilities, I will ALWAYS laugh and look down at you. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, USE TURNING SIGNALS!!! If you don't, your showing everyone that you are following the road. If you are hit because nobody knew you were turning away from the main road, that's completely your fault, and I hope you die in that same crash. Or at least experience excruciating pain, go to a hospital, rack up a huge hospital bill, and then live in debt!
2.) Credit Card Abusers... Speaking of debt, as soon as you get in it, why don't you stop spending needlessly? Anybody over $500 in debt should be put in jail, and their items sold until they can either pay off their debt, or stay in jail and work it off until they pay it all off. There is no reason to spend more than what you have, and then to keep on going. Having over $10,000 in debt? Seriously, they should be sexually abused as toys for a Pimp's purpose to pay off that insane amount of money. If you want something, you have to earn it. If you can't, deal without it, you spoiled Prissie's.
3.) Those that know how to read, but don't... Don't get anything or sign anything without reading everything. Yes, there is fine print. But if you accept something or sign up for something WITHOUT reading that fine print, I say you are completely responsible for what you signed on to. And Pre-Approval means just that. PRE approval. It doesn't say APPROVAL, it says PRE-Approval. Honestly, are you ok with a company checking your credit, and signing you up for obligations and fee's and owing them money whenever they want? If so, I'll start a bank and you'll be my favorite client.
4.) Hipocrits.. This is huge group so I know I'm going to miss some. Those that want change but want someone else to do it. Those that want money and items but don't want to work at it. Ya know what's odd? Those that want free money DO NOT want free stuff.. I'm not joking. I take a lot of calls for companies that JUST send free stuff. And nobody wants it. Hell, even when they want answers, and you give them a way to gain those answers, they won't put in the effort. They want answers and unless their first attempt at getting it doesn't succeed, they give up.
5.) Cowards. QUIT BEING PARANOID!!! Do you know the amount of companies that actually share and sell your information is less than 5%? The only companies that do, are companies you have NEVER heard of. If you can find a phone number that actually works to that company, 99.99% chance they do NOT share or sell your information if they ask for it. If your afraid of that chance, don't step outside. There's over a 100X times chance of someone driving off the road and running you over as you walk to the car.
6.) Old People.. .. .. .. NO, I'm being serious. They can't drive the limit, they get into way more crashes, they cause way more aggrivation and stress while trying to do something they really can't. Don't call if you can't hear well, don't go grocery shopping if you can't walk fast, or even a normal/average human pace. Don't drive if you can't go the limit or have good eye sight. And for the love of god, quit being perverted. You don't turn any ladies on, you gross them out. Your chance of getting into one of their pants is virtually 0%.. Maybe there's a small handful of girls that only like wrinkly old men who can't perform, but I'd have to say that's an EXTREMELY small group. And that'd be whores and sluts.. Who aren't taking calls for legit companies, they're working on the streets instead.
7.) Teenagers... Now, there are many types of teenagers I like, but that's a small amount. I'm taking about the Bullies who have to pick on others to feel big because in reality, they're small. And you know what I mean. >.> And if they want to prove to other males that they ARE big, then grats, you proved yourself gay. Not that I'm against gays, but Bullies are, so they should beat themselves up. Also against those that are spoiled, that party, ect. Basically, those that have no self respect for themselves, and that have no value anymore. Sad that this generation will eventually create a president.
8.) Judgemental Companies.. I'm talking about Banks that won't issue people with 'no credit' (literally) a credit card because they can't trust them. But someone who has filed bankruptcy twice and has $7,000+ in debt, will get credit card offers up the yin-yang. You could be passing up someone (like me) who can pay the credit card off, completely, EVERY MONTH. And those that are hiring but wait to find people WAAAYY over-qualified for that job. You could be passing up a great worker for a lazy one, just because the lazy one has connections to references.
9.) Gangs.. Yeah, grats, you rule the streets.. They may look crappy, be poor, and worth virtually nothing. But grats, you own them..
10.) Those against video games and piracy... Seriously, people are soo against piracy that's insane. When in reality, people pirate more BECAUSE of the great restrictions and attempts companies use to try to stop piracy. Some attempts cause you to be more vulnerable to virus's, slow your computer down, and at times it even makes the item useless. (Devil May Cry 3 for PC for example. Has protection to stop copyright, however it also stops you from completely installing.) And those against video games are insane. Ya know what? Shut up, gain some common knowledge, get your IQ to at LEAST the double digits, and THEN file an argument and complain. Until then, I'm going to turn my back on this crippling society and age of man, and be plunge myself into video games.. Where characters were made by those that HAVE common sense.. Sad that pixels have a higher IQ than the majority of Humans...
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